Flip like a dolphin, canción acerca del póker

    • oudine2
      oudine2
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      Una de las mejores canciones relacionadas con el póker. Podríamos hacer un topic de canciones relacionadas con el póker? Busqué y creo que no vi nada.









      Fuera de esta, una de las mejores es claramente Bling Bang Blaow, y obviamente The Gamble, de Kenny Rogers.



      Ha ha.. I just stacked that dude.
      Man, that's another 50 bucks today...

      Bing blang blaow, you know it by now
      Bing blang blaow
      He's in the house, yeah yeah yeah yeah
      Ch3ckraise is in the house
      Just won 50 dollars from you
      I got your money now
      So much for buyin' food
      And i'm gunna cash it out
      And rub rub rub rub rub rub
      And rub it on my titties
      Rub it on my titties
      Rub it on my tittitities
      Rub it on my titties
      Rub it on my titties
      Cash out on my titties
      Cash out on my titties


      I'mma start this out with a bing blang blaow
      Ch3ckraise with a three in the house
      I just won 50 dollars from you
      that you coulda used to buy some food but you can't now
      'Cause Imma cash it out
      and rub it on my titties
      it's so pretty
      I like the feel of a crisp new bill
      pressed against my tit
      that I just won from a nit
      I'm a heads-up master and I'm droppin this rhyme
      to let you haters know that I'll take you on
      and I'll kick your ass and I'll take your blinds
      at any stake, on any site, at any time
      Someone hit my boom, switch
      So I can stack, fish
      and I mean you, bitch
      Cause i know when I hit
      that you'll pay me off
      cause I call your overbet
      with nothin' but a flush draw

      gimme some of that bing blang blaow
      bing blang blaow
      cash cash cash it out
      I got your money now
      just won all your money
      I'm gonna cash it out
      rub it on my titties
      and rub it on my titties

      Moron, you know you're a donkey, right?
      You just been runnin hot all night
      whats wrong with you? give me an answer
      I hope your mother****in mom gets cancer
      you're a joke, and no doubt
      you'll lose that money plus more
      before you ever cash out

      Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my ass
      I'm lettin you know what's gonna happen to your cash
      I ain't a donk, I been around for a while
      and I got the proof:
      DOCUMENTS ON FILE
      Imma cash it out
      through the bankwire
      I can see it now
      got a bankwire
      now that I filled out the payment request
      it's just a matter of time before I rub my chest
      you want a rematch? you wanna lose again?
      Maybe...
      [Nguyen] You call, gonna be all over baby!


      Sing it one more time with the bing blang bloaw
      Bing blang blaow
      The master is in the house
      I got your money now
      just won 50 dollars from you
      I'm gonna cash it out
      you coulda used to buy some food
      and rub it on my titties
      and rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
      rub it on my titties
      rub it on my titties
      rub it on my tittitittitititities
      rub it on my titties
      cash out on my titties




      On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere,
      I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
      So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
      'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

      He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces,
      And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
      And if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
      For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."

      So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
      Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
      And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
      Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

      You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
      Know when to walk away and know when to run.
      You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
      There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

      Ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
      Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
      'Cause ev'ry hand's a winner and ev'ry hand's a loser,
      And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

      And when he'd finished speakin', he turned back towards the window,
      Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
      And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
      But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

      You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
      Know when to walk away and know when to run.
      You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
      There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.
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